it hurts more in the daytime
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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