Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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