Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize