Your dad touched me again.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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