dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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