Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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