oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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