If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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