if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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