Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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