Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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