oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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