i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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