can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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