actually, I'm a sock model
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
