So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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