Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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