after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How external is "for external use only"?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
