Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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