it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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