i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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