Me too!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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