If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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