Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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