the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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