Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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