so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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