Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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