Are we in a gay sports bar?
Jerry, you need to find god
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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