I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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