Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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