Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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