so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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