he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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