It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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