I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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