is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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