Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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