ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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