question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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