i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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