if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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