So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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