So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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