We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC