I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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