David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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