We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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