I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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