Ketchup is God's man juice
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize