im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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