When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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